Dear Pumpkin Spice Stuff – NO.

It’s time I started getting back to the hard hitting news and truth regular readers are used to.

Fall means many things: football, we grab the hoodies (God’s garments), the beauty of trees as their leaves change colors, and sadly in many stores – the beginning of Christmas music and decorations. Seriously, that’s a thing.

Every season is beautiful and Fall is no exception but there is one gripe I have with this season.

Pumpkin spice.

That stuff is awful yet people seem to fall for Big Pumpkin’s marketing ploys every year.

It’s in our drinks.

It’s in our food.

It’s even in our M&M’s.

Well I say “NO MORE!”

Listen in as the last remaining voice in fake news drops some real news truth on us all.

Folks, there are many superior options to the pumpkin spice sham.

Next time you think of grabbing that pumpkin spice latte or PSL (yes, that’s a thing) or any pumpkin spice treat instead try one of these far tastier drinks:

Carmel apple

Salted carmel

Apple cider

Gum from under the seat on any form of public transportation.

Anything from a high school petri dish.

McDonald’s

You’re welcome for the warning, and Big Pumpkin we’re putting you on notice!

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One thought on “Dear Pumpkin Spice Stuff – NO.

  1. Rob Kotaska says:

    It says a lot that Pumpkin Spice Latte shares an acronym with another odious creation of the late 20th, early 21st centuries: personal seat licenses.

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